Daily Fortunes

Jan 21, 2014

Cheese -- milk's leap toward immortality. --...
Cheese -- milk's leap toward immortality. -- Clifton Fadiman, "Any Number Can Play"

Chinese saying: "He who speak with forked tongue, not need...
Chinese saying: "He who speak with forked tongue, not need chopsticks."

Consider the following axioms carefully: ...
Consider the following axioms carefully: "Everything's better when it sits on a Ritz." and "Everything's better with Blue Bonnet on it." What happens if one spreads Blue Bonnet margarine on a Ritz cracker? The thought...

Dear Mister Language Person: I am curious about the expression,...
Dear Mister Language Person: I am curious about the expression, "Part of this complete breakfast". The way it comes up is, my 5-year-old will be watching TV cartoon shows in the morning, and they'll show a commercial for a children's compressed breakfast compound...

Death before dishonor. But neither before breakfast.
Death before dishonor. But neither before breakfast.

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