Daily Fortunes

Jul 21, 2014

Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that...
Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

Like the ski resort of girls looking for husbands and husbands...
Like the ski resort of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem. -- Alan McKay

Limericks are art forms complex, Their topics run chiefly...
Limericks are art forms complex, Their topics run chiefly to sex. They usually have virgins, And masculine urgin's, And other erotic effects.

Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. Kennedy exactly...
Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. Kennedy exactly one hundred years later in 1946. Lincoln was elected president in November 1860. Kennedy in November 1960. Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who urged him not to go to the theatre. Kennedy had a secretary named...

Line Printer paper is strongest at the perforations.
Line Printer paper is strongest at the perforations.

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