Daily FortunesJan 12, 2014
Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.
Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.
Keep in mind always the four constant Laws of Frisbee:
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Keep in mind always the four constant Laws of Frisbee:
(1) The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc
straining to land under a car, just out of reach (this
force is technically termed "car suck").
(2) Never...
Life is a gamble at terrible odds, if it was a bet you wouldn't...
Life is a gamble at terrible odds, if it was a bet you wouldn't take it.
-- Tom Stoppard, "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead"
Life is a game of bridge -- and you've just been finessed.
Life is a game of bridge -- and you've just been finessed.
Life is a game. In order to have a game, something has to...
Life is a game. In order to have a game, something has to be more
important than something else. If what already is, is more important
than what isn't, the game is over. So, life is a game in which what
isn't, is more important than what is. Let the good times roll...
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