Daily Fortunes

Nov 27, 2014

"How many people work here?" ...
"How many people work here?" "Oh, about half."

How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell...
How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are 3.155 x 10^7, you won't even try to remember it. On the other hand, who could forget that, to within half a percent, pi seconds is a nanocentury. -- Tom Duff, Bell Labs

"How would I know if I believe in love at first...
"How would I know if I believe in love at first sight?" the sexy social climber said to her roommate. "I mean, I've never seen a Porsche full of money before."

"How'd you get that flat?" "Ran...
"How'd you get that flat?" "Ran over a bottle." "Didn't you see it?" "Damn kid had it under his coat."

"I believe you have the wrong number," said...
"I believe you have the wrong number," said the old gentleman into the phone. "You'll have to call the weather bureau for that information." "Who was that?" his young wife asked. "Some guy wanting to know if...

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