Daily Fortunes

Nov 6, 2014

My friends, I am here to tell you of the wonderous...
My friends, I am here to tell you of the wonderous continent known as Africa. Well we left New York drunk and early on the morning of February 31. We were 15 days on the water, and 3 on the boat when we finally arrived in Africa. Upon our arrival we immediately...

Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over...
Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again. God -- I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again. -- Woody Allen, "Hannah and Her Sisters"

Nirvana? That's the place where the powers that be and their...
Nirvana? That's the place where the powers that be and their friends hang out. -- Zonker Harris

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

Now is the time for all good men to come to. --...
Now is the time for all good men to come to. -- Walt Kelly

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