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Aug 27, 2014

"He was a modest, good-humored boy. It was Oxford that...
"He was a modest, good-humored boy. It was Oxford that made him insufferable."

"He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole...
"He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes ..."

He who attacks the fundamentals of the American broadcasting...
He who attacks the fundamentals of the American broadcasting industry attacks democracy itself. -- William S. Paley, chairman of CBS

He who Laughs, Lasts.
He who Laughs, Lasts.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one...
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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