Daily Fortunes

Dec 15, 2014

Symptom: Feet cold and wet, glass empty. Fault: ...
Symptom: Feet cold and wet, glass empty. Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle. Action Required: Turn glass other way up so that open end points toward ceiling. Symptom: Feet warm...

Symptom: Floor blurred. Fault: ...
Symptom: Floor blurred. Fault: You are looking through bottom of empty glass. Action Required: Find someone who will buy you another beer. Symptom: Floor moving. Fault: You are being carried out. Action...

Symptom: Floor swaying. Fault: ...
Symptom: Floor swaying. Fault: Excessive air turbulence, perhaps due to air-hockey game in progress. Action Required: Insert broom handle down back of jacket. Symptom: Everything has gone dim,...

Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon...
Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon. -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982

System checkpoint complete.
System checkpoint complete.

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