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Mar 15, 2014
Always think of something new; this helps you forget your last...
Always think of something new; this helps you forget your last rotten idea. -- Seth Frankel
AMAZING BUT TRUE... If all the salmon caught in Canada...
AMAZING BUT TRUE... If all the salmon caught in Canada in one year were laid end to end across the Sahara Desert, the smell would be absolutely awful.
AMAZING BUT TRUE... There is so much sand in Northern...
AMAZING BUT TRUE... There is so much sand in Northern Africa that if it were spread out it would completely cover the Sahara Desert.
AMBIDEXTROUS: Able to pick with equal skill...
AMBIDEXTROUS: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
AMBIGUITY: Telling the truth when you don't mean to.
AMBIGUITY: Telling the truth when you don't mean to.
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