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Jun 4, 2014

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with...
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. -- R. Heinlein

"Anything else you wish to draw to my attention,...
"Anything else you wish to draw to my attention, Mr. Holmes ?" "The curious incident of the stable dog in the nighttime." "But the dog did nothing in the nighttime." "That was the curious incident." ...

Auribus teneo lupum. [I hold a wolf by the ears.] ...
Auribus teneo lupum. [I hold a wolf by the ears.] [Boy, it *sounds* good. But what does it *mean*?]

Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience.
Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature...
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. -- Garrison Keillor

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