Daily Fortunes

Jun 22, 2014

Satire is what closes Saturday night. -- George...
Satire is what closes Saturday night. -- George Kaufman

'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky! -- Robert...
'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky! -- Robert James Marshall (Jimi) Hendrix

She ran the gamut of emotions from 'A' to 'B'...
She ran the gamut of emotions from 'A' to 'B'. -- Dorothy Parker, on a Kate Hepburn performance

"She said, `I know you ... you cannot sing'. I said,...
"She said, `I know you ... you cannot sing'. I said, `That's nothing, you should hear me play piano.'" -- Morrisey

She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way...
She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way a midget is good at being short. -- Clive James, on Marilyn Monroe

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