Daily Fortunes

May 4, 2014

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Mickey Mouse wears a Spiro Agnew watch.
Mickey Mouse wears a Spiro Agnew watch.

Micro Credo: Never trust a computer bigger than you...
Micro Credo: Never trust a computer bigger than you can lift.

"Microwave oven? Whaddya mean, it's a microwave oven? ...
"Microwave oven? Whaddya mean, it's a microwave oven? I've been watching Channel 4 on the thing for two weeks."

"Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take...
"Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed miracles."

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