Daily FortunesAug 1, 2014
Said the attractive, cigar-smoking housewife to...
Said the attractive, cigar-smoking housewife to her girl-friend: "I
got started one night when George came home and found one burning in
the ashtray."
Sailing is fun, but scrubbing the decks is aardvark...
Sailing is fun, but scrubbing the decks is aardvark.
-- Heard on Noahs' ark
Sailors in ships, sail on!
Even while we died, others rode...
Sailors in ships, sail on!
Even while we died, others rode out the storm.
Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proved...
Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proved innocent.
-- George Orwell, "Reflections on Gandhi"
Saliva causes cancer, but only if swallowed
in small amounts...
Saliva causes cancer, but only if swallowed
in small amounts over a long period of time.
-- George Carlin
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Daily Fortunes for Aug 1, 2014
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