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Apr 1, 2014

COMPLIMENT: When you say something to another which...
COMPLIMENT: When you say something to another which everyone knows isn't true.

compuberty, n: The uncomfortable period of emotional...
compuberty, n: The uncomfortable period of emotional and hormonal changes a computer experiences when the operating system is upgraded and a sun4 is put online sharing files.

COMPUTER: An electronic entity which performs sequences...
COMPUTER: An electronic entity which performs sequences of useful steps in a totally understandable, rigorously logical manner. If you believe this, see me about a bridge I have for sale in Manhattan.

Computer programmers do it byte by byte.
Computer programmers do it byte by byte.

Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in...
Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.

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