Daily Fortunes

Oct 1, 2014

A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow...
A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper. -- Dyer

A cow is a completely automated milk-manufacturing machine...
A cow is a completely automated milk-manufacturing machine. It is encased in untanned leather and mounted on four vertical, movable supports, one at each corner. The front end of the machine, or input, contains the cutting and grinding mechanism, utilizing a unique...

A feed salesman is on his way to a farm. As he's driving along...
A feed salesman is on his way to a farm. As he's driving along at forty m.p.h., he looks out his car window and sees a three-legged chicken running alongside him, keeping pace with his car. He is amazed that a chicken is running at forty m.p.h. So he speeds up...

A freelance is one who gets paid by the word -- per piece...
A freelance is one who gets paid by the word -- per piece or perhaps. -- Robert Benchley

A good supervisor can step on your toes without messing up your...
A good supervisor can step on your toes without messing up your shine.

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