Daily Fortunes

Jan 2, 2015

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored...
Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. -- Ambrose Bierce

"Consider a spherical bear, in simple harmonic...
"Consider a spherical bear, in simple harmonic motion..." -- Professor in the UCB physics department

Consider the following axioms carefully: ...
Consider the following axioms carefully: "Everything's better when it sits on a Ritz." and "Everything's better with Blue Bonnet on it." What happens if one spreads Blue Bonnet margarine on a Ritz cracker? The thought...

Consider the little mouse, how sagacious an animal it is which...
Consider the little mouse, how sagacious an animal it is which never entrusts its life to one hole only. -- Titus Maccius Plautus

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in...
Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there. -- Josh Billings

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