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Daily FortunesJan 18, 2015
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitos...
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants,
I come before you to stand behind you
To tell you of something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday (which is good Friday),
There will be a convention held in the
Women's Club which is strictly...
Ladies, here's a hint: If you're playing against a friend...
Ladies, here's a hint: If you're playing against a friend who has big
boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. That's
the hardest shot for the well endowed. "I've got to hit over them or
under them, but I can't hit through," Annie Jones...
Lady, lady, should you meet
One whose ways are...
Lady, lady, should you meet
One whose ways are all discreet,
One who murmurs that his wife
Is the lodestar of his life,
One who keeps assuring you
That he never was untrue,
Never loved another one...
Lady, lady, better run!
-- Dorothy Parker, "Social...
Lady Luck brings added income today.
Lady friend takes it away...
Lady Luck brings added income today.
Lady friend takes it away tonight.
Lady Nancy Astor:
"Winston, if you were...
Lady Nancy Astor:
"Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston Churchill:
"Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."
Lady Astor was giving a costume ball and Winston Churchill asked her what
disguise...
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Daily Fortunes for Jan 18, 2015
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