Daily Fortunes Apr 3, 2016 - motd.ambians.com Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms...
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes - motd.ambians.com
Daily fortunes for your site
Mar 28, 2024
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Daily Fortunes

Apr 3, 2016

IN MY OPINION anyone interested in improving himself should...
IN MY OPINION anyone interested in improving himself should not rule out becoming pure energy. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

In Nature there are neither rewards nor punishments, there...
In Nature there are neither rewards nor punishments, there are consequences. -- R.G. Ingersoll

In order to dial out, it is necessary to broaden one's...
In order to dial out, it is necessary to broaden one's dimension.

"In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must...
"In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." -- Carl Sagan, Cosmos

In science it often happens that scientists say, 'You know...
In science it often happens that scientists say, 'You know that's a really good argument; my position is mistaken,' and then they actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again. They really do it. It doesn't happen as often as it should,...

.
Daily Fortunes for Apr 3, 2016
JanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDec
123456789101112131415161718192021222324252627282930
2024202320222021202020192018201720162015
2014201420142013201220112010200920082007
20062005        
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes