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Apr 30, 2016

ACCORDION: A bagpipe with pleats.
ACCORDION: A bagpipe with pleats.

ACCURACY: The vice of being right.
ACCURACY: The vice of being right.

Acid -- better living through chemistry.
Acid -- better living through chemistry.

Acid absorbs 47 times its own weight in excess Reality.
Acid absorbs 47 times its own weight in excess Reality.

Acquaintance, n: A person whom we know well enough...
Acquaintance, n: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from but not well enough to lend to. A degree of friendship called slight when the object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous. -- Ambrose Bierce
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