Daily Fortunes

Dec 28, 2017

The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? ...
The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about the job that makes it worth revealing, on national television, that you have the ethical standards of a slime-coated piece of industrial waste? -- Dave Barry, "On...

The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be televised.

"The Right Honorable Gentleman is indebted to his memory...
"The Right Honorable Gentleman is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts." -- Sheridan

The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday, but never...
The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today. -- Lewis Carroll

The scum also rises. -- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
The scum also rises. -- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

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