Daily FortunesDec 29, 2017
When you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all.
When you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all.
Whenever a system becomes completely defined,
some damn fool...
Whenever a system becomes completely defined,
some damn fool discovers something which either
abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.
WHENEVER ANYBODY SAYS he's struggling to become a human being...
WHENEVER ANYBODY SAYS he's struggling to become a human being I have to
laugh because the apes beat him to it by about a million years. Struggle
to become a parrot or something.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
Whenever anyone says, "theoretically," they really...
Whenever anyone says, "theoretically," they really mean "not really".
-- Dave Parnas
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want...
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children
to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner
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Daily Fortunes for Dec 29, 2017
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