Daily Fortunes

May 3, 2017

Q: What does a WASP Mom make for dinner? A: A crisp...
Q: What does a WASP Mom make for dinner? A: A crisp salad, a hearty soup, a lovely entree, followed by a delicious dessert.

Q: What does friendship among Soviet nationalities...
Q: What does friendship among Soviet nationalities mean? A: It means that the Armenians take the Russians by the hand; the Russians take the Ukrainians by the hand; the Ukranians take the Uzbeks by the hand; and they all go and beat up the Jews.

Q: What does it say on the bottom of Coke cans in North...
Q: What does it say on the bottom of Coke cans in North Dakota? A: Open other end.

Q: What happens when four WASPs find themselves in...
Q: What happens when four WASPs find themselves in the same room? A: A dinner party.

Q: What is green and lives in the ocean? A: Moby...
Q: What is green and lives in the ocean? A: Moby Pickle.

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