Daily Fortunes

May 13, 2017

A chronic disposition to inquiry deprives domestic felines...
A chronic disposition to inquiry deprives domestic felines of vital qualities.

A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach...
A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon. Avoid him. He's a Commie.

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight...
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. -- Bill Vaughan

A city is a large community where people are lonesome...
A city is a large community where people are lonesome together. -- Herbert Prochnow

A clash of doctrine is not a disaster - it is an opportunity.
A clash of doctrine is not a disaster - it is an opportunity.

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