Daily Fortunes

May 15, 2017

It was a brave man that ate the first oyster.
It was a brave man that ate the first oyster.

It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped...
It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about toxic substances and just gave me the names of one or two things still safe to eat. -- Robert Fuoss

It's raisins that make Post Raisin Bran so raisiny ...
It's raisins that make Post Raisin Bran so raisiny ...

It's so beautifully arranged on the plate -- you know someone's...
It's so beautifully arranged on the plate -- you know someone's fingers have been all over it. -- Julia Child on nouvelle cuisine.

Just a few of the perfect excuses for having some strawberry...
Just a few of the perfect excuses for having some strawberry shortcake. Pick one. (1) It's less calories than two pieces of strawberry shortcake. (2) It's cheaper than going to France. (3) It neutralizes the brownies I had yesterday...

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