Daily FortunesSep 23, 2018
I guess I've been wrong all my life, but so have billions...
I guess I've been wrong all my life, but so have billions of
other people... Certainty is just an emotion.
-- Hal Clement
I GUESS OF ALL MY UNCLES, I liked Uncle Caveman the best...
I GUESS OF ALL MY UNCLES, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him
Uncle Caveman because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat
one of us. Later, we found out he was a bear.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
I guess the Little League is even littler than we thought...
I guess the Little League is even littler than we thought.
-- D. Cavett
I GUESS WE WERE ALL GUILTY, in a way. We shot him, we skinned...
I GUESS WE WERE ALL GUILTY, in a way. We shot him, we skinned him, and
we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob."
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
I had a dream last night...
I dreamt about 1976.
I dreamt about...
I had a dream last night...
I dreamt about 1976.
I dreamt about a country with incurable brain damage...
I even dreamt they gave it a heart transplant.
Then I woke up and I knew it was only a nightmare...
so I went back to sleep again.
-- Ralph Steadman,...
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Daily Fortunes for Sep 23, 2018
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