Daily Fortunes

Jun 23, 2018

A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that...
A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction. -- William Faulkner

A yawn is a silent shout. -- G.K. Chesterton
A yawn is a silent shout. -- G.K. Chesterton

A year spent in Artificial Intelligence is enough to make...
A year spent in Artificial Intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.

A young girl once committed suicide because her mother refused...
A young girl once committed suicide because her mother refused her a new bonnet. Coroner's verdict: "Death from excessive spunk." -- Sacramento Daily Union, September 13, 1860

A young man and his girlfriend were walking along Main Street...
A young man and his girlfriend were walking along Main Street when she spotted a beautiful diamond ring in a jewelry-store window. "Wow, I'd sure love to have that!" she gushed. "No problem," her companion replied, throwing a brick through...

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