Daily Fortunes

Sep 4, 2018

I'd rather just believe that it's done by little elves running...
I'd rather just believe that it's done by little elves running around.

I'd rather laugh with the sinners, Than cry with...
I'd rather laugh with the sinners, Than cry with the saints, The sinners are much more fun! -- Billy Joel, "Only The Good Die Young"

I'd rather push my Harley than ride a rice burner.
I'd rather push my Harley than ride a rice burner.

Identify your visitor.
Identify your visitor.

idiot box, n: The part of the envelope that tells...
idiot box, n: The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

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