Daily FortunesAug 11, 2019
Why on earth do people buy old bottles of wine when they...
Why on earth do people buy old bottles of wine when they can get a
fresh one for a quarter of the price?
Woman on Street: Sir, you are drunk; very, very...
Woman on Street: Sir, you are drunk; very, very drunk.
Winston Churchill: Madame, you are ugly; very, very ugly.
I shall be sober in the morning.
Wonderful day. Your hangover just makes it seem terrible.
Wonderful day. Your hangover just makes it seem terrible.
Woody: What's the story, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: The Bobbsey...
Woody: What's the story, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery.
Let's just cut to the happy ending.
-- Cheers, Airport V
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you.
Norm: I know, and if she calls, I'm...
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your...
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?
Norm: Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?
-- Cheers, Feeble Attraction
Sam: What are you up to Norm?
Norm: My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.
-- Cheers,...
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