Daily Fortunes

Mar 17, 2019

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light...
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you're looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb...

Q: How many marketing people does it take to change...
Q: How many marketing people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I'll have to get back to you on that.

Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in...
Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One and a half.

Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in...
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None: The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in...
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to the earlier joke.

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