Daily Fortunes

Nov 17, 2019

A Chicago salesman was about to check into a St. Louis hotel...
A Chicago salesman was about to check into a St. Louis hotel when he noticed a very charming woman staring admiringly at him. He walked over and spoke with her for a few minutes, then returned to the front desk, where they checked in as Mr. and Mrs. After a very...

A Code of Honour: never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife...
A Code of Honour: never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonourable behaviour. Unless she's really attractive. -- Bruce J. Friedman, "Sex and the Lonely...

A diplomat is man who always remembers a woman's birthday...
A diplomat is man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age. -- Robert Frost

A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect...
A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?"

A domineering man married a mere wisp of a girl...
A domineering man married a mere wisp of a girl. He came back from his honeymoon a chastened man. He'd become aware of the will of the wisp.

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