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Mar 24, 2019

Don't despise your poor relations, they may become suddenly...
Don't despise your poor relations, they may become suddenly rich one day. -- Josh Billings

Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time...
Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time. -- Lt. Col. Ollie North

Don't drink when you drive -- you might hit a bump and spill...
Don't drink when you drive -- you might hit a bump and spill it.

Don't drop acid -- take it pass/fail. -- Seen...
Don't drop acid -- take it pass/fail. -- Seen in a Ladies Room at Harvard

Don't eat yellow snow.
Don't eat yellow snow.
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