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Apr 6, 2019

Checkuary, n.: The thirteenth month of the year...
Checkuary, n.: The thirteenth month of the year. Begins New Year's Day and ends when a person stops absentmindedly writing the old year on his checks.

Chef, n.: Any cook who swears in French.
Chef, n.: Any cook who swears in French.

Chemicals, n.: Noxious substances from which modern...
Chemicals, n.: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.

Chemistry is applied theology. -- Augustus...
Chemistry is applied theology. -- Augustus Stanley Owsley III

Chicago law prohibits eating in a place that is on fire.
Chicago law prohibits eating in a place that is on fire.
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