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Feb 6, 2019

On his way back from work, a driver came upon a horrible wreck...
On his way back from work, a driver came upon a horrible wreck in which one car looked exactly like his neighbor's. Stopping hurriedly on the side of the road, he ran toward the smoldering debris. "Listen, mister," a policeman said, holding him back,...

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that...
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. -- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"

On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down...
On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment -- halftime.

On the eighth day, God created FORTRAN.
On the eighth day, God created FORTRAN.

On the night before her family moved from Kansas to California,...
On the night before her family moved from Kansas to California, the little girl knelt by her bed to say her prayers. "God bless Mommy and Daddy and Keith and Kim," she said. As she began to get up, she quickly added, "Oh, and God, this is goodbye. We're...

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