Daily Fortunes

May 22, 2019

If I promised you the moon and the stars, would you believe...
If I promised you the moon and the stars, would you believe it? -- Alan Parsons Project

If I set here and stare at nothing long enough, people might...
If I set here and stare at nothing long enough, people might think I'm an engineer working on something. -- S.R. McElroy

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold...
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

If I traveled to the end of the rainbow As Dame Fortune...
If I traveled to the end of the rainbow As Dame Fortune did intend, Murphy would be there to tell me The pot's at the other end. -- Bert Whitney

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary...
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.

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