| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 940 of 2327 |
If I set here and stare at nothing long enough, people might think
I'm an engineer working on something.
-- S.R. McElroy
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 941 of 2327 |
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 942 of 2327 |
If I traveled to the end of the rainbow
As Dame Fortune did intend,
Murphy would be there to tell me
The pot's at the other end.
-- Bert Whitney
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 943 of 2327 |
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 944 of 2327 |
If I were a grave-digger or even a hangman, there are some people I could
work for with a great deal of enjoyment.
-- Douglas Jerrold
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 945 of 2327 |
If I were to walk on water, the press would say I'm only doing it
because I can't swim.
-- Bob Stanfield
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 946 of 2327 |
If I'd known computer science was going to be like this,
I'd never have given up being a rock 'n' roll star.
-- G. Hirst
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 947 of 2327 |
If I'm over the hill, why is it I don't recall ever being on top?
-- Jerry Muscha
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 948 of 2327 |
If in any problem you find yourself doing an immense amount of work, the
answer can be obtained by simple inspection.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 949 of 2327 |
If in doubt, mumble.
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