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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  941 of 2327

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  942 of 2327

If I traveled to the end of the rainbow
As Dame Fortune did intend,
Murphy would be there to tell me
The pot's at the other end.
                -- Bert Whitney
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  943 of 2327

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  944 of 2327

If I were a grave-digger or even a hangman, there are some people I could
work for with a great deal of enjoyment.
                -- Douglas Jerrold
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  945 of 2327

If I were to walk on water, the press would say I'm only doing it
because I can't swim.
                -- Bob Stanfield
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  946 of 2327

If I'd known computer science was going to be like this,
I'd never have given up being a rock 'n' roll star.
                -- G. Hirst
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  947 of 2327

If I'm over the hill, why is it I don't recall ever being on top?
                -- Jerry Muscha
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  948 of 2327

If in any problem you find yourself doing an immense amount of work, the
answer can be obtained by simple inspection.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  949 of 2327

If in doubt, mumble.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  950 of 2327

If it ain't baroque, don't fix it.
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