Daily Fortunes

Jul 16, 2019

One big pile is better than two little piles...
One big pile is better than two little piles. -- Arlo Guthrie

Oprah Winfrey has an incredible talent for getting the weirdest...
Oprah Winfrey has an incredible talent for getting the weirdest people to talk to. And you just HAVE to watch it. "Blind, masochistic minority, crippled, depressed, government latrine diggers, and the women who love them too much on the next Oprah Winfrey."

Penn's aunts made great apple pies at low prices...
Penn's aunts made great apple pies at low prices. No one else in town could compete with the pie rates of Penn's aunts.

People in general do not willingly read if they have anything...
People in general do not willingly read if they have anything else to amuse them. -- S. Johnson

Perhaps no person can be a poet, or even enjoy poetry without...
Perhaps no person can be a poet, or even enjoy poetry without a certain unsoundness of mind. -- Thomas Macaulay

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