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Jul 24, 2019

In 1968 it took the computing power of 2 C-64's to fly a rocket...
In 1968 it took the computing power of 2 C-64's to fly a rocket to the moon. Now, in 1998 it takes the Power of a Pentium 200 to run Microsoft Windows 98. Something must have gone wrong.

Microsoft broke Volkswagen's world record: Volkswagen only made...
Microsoft broke Volkswagen's world record: Volkswagen only made 22 million bugs!

Robert Tappen Morris, Jr., got six months in jail for crashing...
Robert Tappen Morris, Jr., got six months in jail for crashing 10% of the computers that Bill Gates made $100 million crashing last weekend.

It is not too late to turn back from the GATES of hell...
It is not too late to turn back from the GATES of hell. Use Linux.

The gates in my computer are AND, OR and NOT; they are...
The gates in my computer are AND, OR and NOT; they are not Bill.

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