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Jul 13, 2019

Smoking is, as far as I'm concerned, the entire point of being...
Smoking is, as far as I'm concerned, the entire point of being an adult. -- Fran Lebowitz

Smoking Prohibited. Absolutely no ifs, ands, or butts.
Smoking Prohibited. Absolutely no ifs, ands, or butts.

So, is the glass half empty, half full, or just twice as large...
So, is the glass half empty, half full, or just twice as large as it needs to be?

Some people have no respect for age unless it's bottled.
Some people have no respect for age unless it's bottled.

Sometimes I simply feel that the whole world is a cigarette...
Sometimes I simply feel that the whole world is a cigarette and I'm the only ashtray.

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