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Sep 22, 2019

Windows 99 has been released! (PC Magazine, April 2013)
Windows 99 has been released! (PC Magazine, April 2013)

Windows 98 is guaranteed to make your system 98% slower.
Windows 98 is guaranteed to make your system 98% slower.

The Windows 98 CD-ROM makes an excellent skeet shoot target.
The Windows 98 CD-ROM makes an excellent skeet shoot target.

Downgrade your system for only 89 dollars! Install Windows!
Downgrade your system for only 89 dollars! Install Windows!

Welcome to Hell! Here's your copy of Windows 98!
Welcome to Hell! Here's your copy of Windows 98!
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