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Sep 4, 2019

Real programmers don't write apllications programs;...
Real programmers don't write apllications programs; they program right down on the bare metal. Application programming is for feebs who can't do systems programming.

Real programmers don't eat quiche. In fact, real programmers...
Real programmers don't eat quiche. In fact, real programmers don't know how to spell quiche. They eat twinkies and szechwan food.

Real programmer's programs never work the first time. But...
Real programmer's programs never work the first time. But if you throw them on the machine, they can be patched into working in "only a few" 30-hour debugging sessions.

Real programmers don't write in Fortran. Fortran is for pipe...
Real programmers don't write in Fortran. Fortran is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies.

Real programmers never work 9 to 5. If any real programmers...
Real programmers never work 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9 a.m., it's because they were up all night.

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