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Sep 5, 2019

The last person who quit or was fired will be held responsible...
The last person who quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong -- until the next person quits or is fired.

If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want...
If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want his the paper.

The one time in the day that you lean back and relax is the...
The one time in the day that you lean back and relax is the one time the boss walks through the office.

Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass.
Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass.

When you do not know what you are going, do it neatly.
When you do not know what you are going, do it neatly.
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