Daily Fortunes

Nov 30, 2006

Personally, I think my choice in...
Personally, I think my choice in the mostest-superlative-computer wars has to be the HP-48 series of calculators. They'll run almost anything. And if they can't, while I'll just plug a Linux box into the serial port and load up the HP-48 VT-100 emulator. (By...

There are no threads in a.b.p.erotica, so there's no gain...
There are no threads in a.b.p.erotica, so there's no gain in using a threaded news reader. (Unknown source)

"Problem solving under linux has never been the circus...
"Problem solving under linux has never been the circus that it is under AIX." (By Pete Ehlke in comp.unix.aix)

quit When the quit statement is read, the bc processor ...
quit When the quit statement is read, the bc processor is terminated, regardless of where the quit state- ment is found. For example, "if (0 == 1) quit" will cause bc to terminate. (Seen in the manpage for "bc". Note...

Running Windows on a Pentium is like having a brand new Porsche...
Running Windows on a Pentium is like having a brand new Porsche but only be able to drive backwards with the handbrake on. (Unknown source)

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