Daily Fortunes

Feb 1, 2006

Somebody's terminal is dropping bits. I found a pile of them...
Somebody's terminal is dropping bits. I found a pile of them over in the corner.

Something mysterious is formed, born in the silent...
Something mysterious is formed, born in the silent void. Waiting alone and unmoving, it is at once still and yet in constant motion. It is the source of all programs. I do not know its name, so I will call it the Tao of Programming. If the Tao is great,...

Speaking as someone who has delved into the intricacies...
Speaking as someone who has delved into the intricacies of PL/I, I am sure that only Real Men could have written such a machine-hogging, cycle-grabbing, all-encompassing monster. Allocate an array and free the middle third? Sure! Why not? Multiply a character string...

***** Special AI Seminar (abstract) It has been widely...
***** Special AI Seminar (abstract) It has been widely recognized that AI programs require expert knowledge in order to perform well in complex domains. But knowledge alone is not sufficient for some applications; wisdom is needed as well. Accordingly, we have developed...

Staff meeting in the conference room in %d minutes.
Staff meeting in the conference room in %d minutes.

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