Daily Fortunes

Nov 9, 2006

Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough...
Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

"Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience...
"Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing."

Actor: "I'm a smash hit. Why, yesterday during the last...
Actor: "I'm a smash hit. Why, yesterday during the last act, I had everyone glued in their seats!" Oliver Herford: "Wonderful! Wonderful! Clever of you to think of it!"

Actor: So what do you do for a living? Doris: I work for...
Actor: So what do you do for a living? Doris: I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants. -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"

Actors will happen even in the best-regulated families.
Actors will happen even in the best-regulated families.

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