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Actors will happen even in the best-regulated families.
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ADA, n.:
Something you need only know the name of to be an Expert in
Computing. Useful in sentences like, "We had better develop an ADA
awareness."
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Admiration, n.:
Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Adolescence, n.:
The stage between puberty and adultery.
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"Adopted kids are such a pain -- you have to teach them how to look
like you ..."
-- Gilda Radner
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Adore, v.:
To venerate expectantly.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Adult, n.:
One old enough to know better.
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Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest
way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.
-- Sinclair Lewis
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Advice to young men: Be ascetic, and if you can't be ascetic,
then at least be aseptic.
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After a few boring years, socially meaningful rock 'n' roll died out.
It was replaced by disco, which offers no guidance to any form of life
more advanced than the lichen family.
-- Dave Barry, "Kids Today: They Don't Know Dum Diddly
Do"
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