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Dec 7, 2006

I never failed to convince an audience that the best thing...
I never failed to convince an audience that the best thing they could do was to go away.

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but...
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. -- Lucy Van Pelt

I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation...
I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation. -- G. B. Shaw

I played lead guitar in a band called The Federal Duck, which...
I played lead guitar in a band called The Federal Duck, which is the kind of name that was popular in the '60s as a result of controlled substances being in widespread use. Back then, there were no restrictions, in terms of talent, on who could make an album, so we made...

I recognize terror as the finest emotion and so I will try...
I recognize terror as the finest emotion and so I will try to terrorize the reader. But if I find that I cannot terrify, I will try to horrify, and if I find that I cannot horrify, I'll go for the gross-out. -- Stephen King

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