Daily FortunesSep 13, 2006
"A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives."
"A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives."
A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16...
A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying,
"Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny
bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and...
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket...
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices
that the system works.
A real person has two reasons for doing anything ... a good...
A real person has two reasons for doing anything ... a good reason and
the real reason.
A recent study has found that concentrating on difficult...
A recent study has found that concentrating on difficult off-screen
objects, such as the faces of loved ones, causes eye strain in computer
scientists. Researchers into the phenomenon cite the added
concentration needed to "make sense" of such unnatural...
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Daily Fortunes for Sep 13, 2006
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