Daily Fortunes

Sep 5, 2006

A racially integrated community is a chronological term timed...
A racially integrated community is a chronological term timed from the entrance of the first black family to the exit of the last white family. -- Saul Alinsky

A real diplomat is one who can cut his neighbor's throat...
A real diplomat is one who can cut his neighbor's throat without having his neighbor notice it. -- Trygve Lie

A real estate agent, looking over a farmer's house for possible...
A real estate agent, looking over a farmer's house for possible sale, commented to the farmer how sturdy the house looked. The farmer replied, "Yep, built it with my bare hands... did it the hard way. The steps to the front door, here, carved 'em out of field...

A real friend isn't someone you use once and then throw away...
A real friend isn't someone you use once and then throw away. A real friend is someone you can use over and over again.

A real gentleman never takes bases unless he really has to...
A real gentleman never takes bases unless he really has to. -- Overheard in an algebra lecture.

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