Daily Fortunes

Sep 6, 2006

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road...
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: What's the difference between a duck and...
Q: What's the difference between a duck and an elephant? A: You can't get down off an elephant.

Q: What's the difference between a Mac and...
Q: What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch? A: You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.

Q: What's the difference between a RHU cheerleader and...
Q: What's the difference between a RHU cheerleader and a whale? A: The moustache.

Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and...
Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? A: One more drunk.

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