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Sep 15, 2006

"My mother," said the sweet young steno,...
"My mother," said the sweet young steno, "says there are some things a girl should not do before twenty." "Your mother is right," said the executive, "I don't like a large audience, either."

n = ((n >> 1) & 0x55555555) | ((n << ...
n = ((n >> 1) & 0x55555555) | ((n << 1) & 0xaaaaaaaa); n = ((n >> 2) & 0x33333333) | ((n << 2) & 0xcccccccc); n = ((n >> 4) & 0x0f0f0f0f) | ((n << 4) & 0xf0f0f0f0); n = ((n...

n = (n & 0x55555555) + ((n & 0xaaaaaaaa)...
n = (n & 0x55555555) + ((n & 0xaaaaaaaa) >> 1); n = (n & 0x33333333) + ((n & 0xcccccccc) >> 2); n = (n & 0x0f0f0f0f) + ((n & 0xf0f0f0f0) >> 4); n = (n & 0x00ff00ff) + ((n & 0xff00ff00)...

Never ask your lover if he'd dive in front of...
Never ask your lover if he'd dive in front of an oncoming train for you. He doesn't know. Never ask your lover if she'd dive in front of an oncoming band of Hell's Angels for you. She doesn't know. Never ask how many cigarettes your lover has smoked today...

NEW YORK-- Kraft Foods, Inc. announced today that...
NEW YORK-- Kraft Foods, Inc. announced today that its board of directors unanimously rejected the $11 billion takeover bid by Philip Morris and Co. A Kraft spokesman stated in a press conference that the offer was rejected because the $90-per-share bid did...

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